She tried to, but she choked; she tried to also get away, but she stumbled.

“I like his down-with-welfare-queens policy, it’s in line with his longtime stance against bitches and hoes...”

Future Kid Rock voters

And the seasons of “Growing Pains” before Mike Seaver graduated high school; college Mike was so bad they air dropped in a young Leonardo DiCaprio to save the series. It didn’t help.

So far, he’s just ripping off his shirt, it’s only a matter of time before he’s ranting and naked; may God have mercy on our souls.

I would have figured Resse or Francis for that.

He appeared in one of the Sharknados, this is now in his wheelhouse.

Getting his ass kicked by Tommy Lee at a waffle house tops it.

Kid Rock broke up with Pam Anderson because he thought “Borat” was real, anyone who votes for this clown is getting exactly what they deserve.

It could have been worse, PE could have started selling drugs to the brother man instead of the other man.

She wasn’t the most talented cast member on <em>Suddenly Susan</em> for nothing.

I justify it with I don’t have the money to pay for it legally, or I’d rather spend that money on other things; whatever gets you through the night.

If they can revive “Battle of the Network Stars”, we can adapt to this.

Has Tony Dungy called her a distraction yet?

"Ahhh, that's a shame..."
Spurned Vancouver Grizzlies fans

If you have to ask this question, you should have something else make your sandwich for you.

But Timothy, what about the porn babies?