Spitting? The hell. Chew them up and eat the goddamn shell too. You’re watching baseball, god’s greatest gift to mankind, and you’re gonna eat some goddamn roughage, and the next day you’re gonna shit out a goddamned spiky pinecone of a turd, and the blood you bleed will be AMERICA.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Wow, I was not expecting a comment like this.

#BlackTopMatters

This is quite the nadir for Summit.

“Fuck. So close.”

Every blog is my blog.

French fries

No way man, I’m voting for Bernie, because I am convinced Hillary will use the establishment and her Goldman Sachs money and her George Clooney Hollywood connections to try and STEAL American Idol! Go BERNIE!

You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.

blonde dragon lady in the horrible wig

Fine with the less rape and plot-driven huge dumbasses, but gratuitous violence is sort of in the DNA.

You know too much about shoes and when they are/aren’t in fashion.

“I don’t want to (start) the fight there by acting like a punk,” Maddon said. “I don’t want us to take a page out of ‘Major League’ and flamboyantly flip a bat after a long home run. I don’t want that at all, that has nothing to do with us ascending. I would even like to use this moment even for our minor-league guys…

They had Tennessee at the beginning of the run. That was probably as close as anybody is going to get for a little while.

Didn’t the Jezebel mash-up end yesterday?

—presskit, Mark Sanchez

Not enough people will understand this image and it’s a tragedy.

Have you confused ‘handjob’ with ‘handshake’?