It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

I’m sure there will be a legitimate, effective process by which authorities can check everyone’s birth certificates before they enter every restroom in the state.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Kobe spoke to the 2 players as well. He gave them the number of a good jeweler.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

Well, kudos to Cortana’s developers for at least entertaining the notion that someone might turn to their cellphone this way.

Why don't mothers supply their daughters with tampons before they leave for school?

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

I don’t know if Kansas has what it takes to win it all, but I can’t think of a better 30th birthday gift for Perry Ellis than a national title.

If a bracket leek keeps us from having to watch Charles Barkley try to use a touchscreen display again I am all for it.

De-clutch the pearls. Once a guy declares his intentions(or is a senior), and signs with an agent, they often get loans ahead on future prospects.

What about the homophobic implications of the “sausage fest” chant?

73% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Clickbait! Since when is the ejection of a young man after vigorous gesturing considered newsworthy?

“I talk with my hands,” Menzl said.

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

It was a militant camp, not a village. And by potentially killing a few civilians, you potentially spared a few hundred from dying by suicide bomb.

Why is it that organizations so often have people who are at most a couple years out of college running their social media outreach? Few things have the potential to get you in as deep of shit!