Be better at reading.

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow…

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

I’m sure there will be a legitimate, effective process by which authorities can check everyone’s birth certificates before they enter every restroom in the state.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Kobe spoke to the 2 players as well. He gave them the number of a good jeweler.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

Well, kudos to Cortana’s developers for at least entertaining the notion that someone might turn to their cellphone this way.

Why don't mothers supply their daughters with tampons before they leave for school?

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

I don’t know if Kansas has what it takes to win it all, but I can’t think of a better 30th birthday gift for Perry Ellis than a national title.

If a bracket leek keeps us from having to watch Charles Barkley try to use a touchscreen display again I am all for it.

De-clutch the pearls. Once a guy declares his intentions(or is a senior), and signs with an agent, they often get loans ahead on future prospects.

What about the homophobic implications of the “sausage fest” chant?

73% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Clickbait! Since when is the ejection of a young man after vigorous gesturing considered newsworthy?

“I talk with my hands,” Menzl said.

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.