It was a militant camp, not a village. And by potentially killing a few civilians, you potentially spared a few hundred from dying by suicide bomb.

Why is it that organizations so often have people who are at most a couple years out of college running their social media outreach? Few things have the potential to get you in as deep of shit!

When reached for comment, the Capulets answered “How now! who calls?” but hung up right away.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

Totally. I’m already preparing to give Cal a run to the Sweet 16 in my bracket based on one minute of highlights. It could work!

If my aunt had nuts, she’d be my uncle.

why did she even have a phone in the first place...WHAT WAS SHE THINKING???

Fun fact: The poor kid who made that pass, his father is Bryant Stith. Deadspin readers over 30 years old will know who he is.

“Holtzclaw destroyed 13 women’s lives; ‘Who Is Daniel Holtzclaw?’ told the story of how they destroyed his.”

Holtzclaw destroyed 13 women’s lives; “Who Is Daniel Holtzclaw?” told the story of how they destroyed his.

How dare you be logical?

I assume one celebrates confederate heritage by having one's neighbor from the north side of the street come over and kick one's ass and then burn one's house down, and then one tells maudlin tales to the younger generations, romanticizing the event as a fight for state's rights.

“Among other things, this story serves as an example of why diversity in the newsroom is so important. It isn’t because diversity is charity, or because giving opportunities to people other than white men is a Christlike thing to do, but because everyone has blind spots, and everyone fucks up.”

“TL;DR”

I’m not surprised that the Rockets CEO felt the need to speak out. James Harden obviously wasn’t going to defend himself.

Harden did get McHale fired, if not by specific request then by being out of shape

Speaking of GOP Battle Royale...what weapons do you think the candidates would use?

This is insane. I feel like....I worry that my head will explode. Good news this is my view from my hotel right now!

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.