When I was about 21, I would bring my 16 year old brother up to the house I was staying in, and me and my roommates would get him drunk and stoned and all that fun stuff. One night, we had gotten super baked and he was insisting that a box of Chex we had was chocolate, because “they were brown on the box”, despite…

Don’t forget the pivot to video which nobody wants and just pisses off readers.

This sucks so bad. SI was a huge part of my childhood,

I assumed the “safe” group would be given a swimsuit?

Victim-less? Hmmm, I guess. Aside from the groups she specifically victimized with her meat-headed screeching (Asians, Mexicans, Jews, those with very publicly acknowledged mental health concerns...), you’re right. No victims, just the pure Light of Christ shining Truth upon the world.

“A second chance” does not necessarily mean a second cushy well-paid publicly facing job. Also, if you think anything about her pivot to ‘Christian redemption’ seems genuine I’ve got some Wagyu Kobe beef from Nebraska to sell you.

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

I still remember when the Bears offensive coordinator was leaking shit to the press about cutler and the entire locker was a fucking nightmare. If something was going on with him where he mentally feels unwell, then the respect given to his privacy outside of the Chicago media and Patrick, has been pretty outstanding.…

Stop being nosy or conspiratorial. I know pro football teams have a very poetic conception of the “truth” and thus invite such speculation, but maybe it really is a personal issue that’s nobody’s business and has nothing to do with his playing.

There’s a theory floating around this has to do with the 1936 throwback jerseys they wore on Sunday. (Black players were still banned in ‘36) Last week, there were some seemingly innocuous comments from Nagy about the “lively discussion” going on in the locker room about the jerseys. It’s bizarre, but possible, Smith…

If this were a real legal issue, there’s no way it doesn’t get leaked. So I think it’s reasonable to assume personal means personal. I just hope the kid isn’t rushing back before he’s ready.

Full name: Kurtice Relations

what is more astonishing is that the Skins, themselves, didn’t shitcan their own future by overpaying for Kirk “Kirt” Cousins

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.

In his 5+ years as head coach, Gruden as NEVER won 10 or more games in a season, competed and lost in one playoff game and has finished above 500, exactly once. He has more crippled starting quarterbacks than playoff victories.

The sport’s absurd martial value system forbids a coach from quitting under basically any set of circumstances, no matter how humiliating or hopeless

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

“Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream. I like to get it in,” Butler said, continuing his noble quest to achieve optimal fitness and alienate every Gen Z teammate from the sport of basketball.