It’s nice to have a brother to lean on, one you can invite on your podcast to clear the air. But sometimes it’s even better when Cousins reach out to see how you’re Thielen, especially after you Cook them with some Diggs.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Now apologize to Drew for being so butt when he can’t drink to numb the pain

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

I was at that game, hanging out with some momentary friends down by Shea Bridge. I think we all had the same “No way Smith does this...but, what if he did though?” conversation with ourselves, moments before being reduced to screaming as though the Mets had won something more than their 86th game of the season.…

Better Still!

I love how rattled she has made rich white men.

Nothing you said indicates there is any harm in exploring and pushing to implement renewable energy.

Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.

16?! Who does he think he is, Berlusconi?

Congrats on being both the first and last 4th division assistant youth coach to be mentioned by name on Deadspin!

You know how the old defense for a lot of creepy dudes banging underage teens is, “She looks older?” The opposite could not possibly be more true for Greta. She's 16, but she has the vibe of a precocious 11-year-old. (This in no way diminishes the righteousness of her fury, BTW.) So for this dude to be saying that…

I am not impartial.  I am a Bears fan.  Calvin Johnson caught that football.  Or at least, that’s what I thought at the time.

The NFL has messed with the rule and my mind so much. I remember the Megatron play. At the time, I was metaphysically certain that was a catch and I felt the Bears got lucky with the ruling.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

Thank goodness the current NFL catch rules are perfectly clear these days.

It’d be like sitting on a squishy walrus

He speared the last captain in the head, so by football laws he inherits the position.

VP of football operations Jon Runyan.

Incognito, obviously.