Jet fuel can’t melt steel-y eyed play calling!

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

He’s a man on an island

As a long suffering Bills fan who knows better, I had no expectations for these Browns and I fiercely rejected their hype.

They're gonna be cleaning out the fridge before you know it.

He’ll find himself on the chopping block soon enough if things boil over

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

Hey, it worked for Pompey the Great.

the giants won 11 games 2 years ago and eli threw for 4400 yards and 35tds in ‘16 and won you 2 super bowls. wow i hope your dad can get over being bad for 2 years. pretty rough

Todd Collins had exactly 4 good games before defenses caught on to him, IIRC. Also, I'm not sure the concept really applies to a rookie.

I hope you remember where you were, Sunday September 22nd 2019.

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

I can see the NY Post headline:

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Star.  You have your priorities slightly out of order, but not incorrect.

I unapologetically and unironically love Eli Manning. First off, he gave us two of the most satisfying (18-1 still gives me a shiver up my spine) and electric super bowl wins we could wish for. As a Giants fan, the joy those two SBs gave me is such that I don’t feel entitled to complain about the on-field product for…

As a Cowboys fan, of course I think Romo was the better overall QB because I’m a dumb homer and also there’s tons of stats that back that up, but obviously Eli has the two Super Bowl wins and in the end that’s really all that matters.

Every time someone brings up his “decline” they selectively choose to ignore how criminally inept Jerry Reese was at rebuilding an offensive line that he inherited from Ernie Accorsi. I can’t believe you wrote so many words without even really mentioning it. Their big acquisition last off-season on the line was Nate…