Thanks, baby boomers. That Prop 13 generational theft was totally cool of you.

And the people dying in the simile’s hospice are responsible for those outstanding parking tickets, and should, in theory, be held responsible for not yet paying them. But theory and reality don’t always line up, and sometimes unpaid parking tickets get de-prioritized in the face of stuff like impending death.

Remember last season when all the stories in the off-season were about Ben Roethlisberger getting in shape?

Inglewood’s problem is not that it’s administration isn’t “budgeting appropriately”. It’s that it doesn’t have a strong enough tax base to robustly fund even basic schooling, let alone an athletic program.

Yeah I don’t know what part of the article Kelsey was reading there. Slapping Title IX violations on Inglewood seems like trying to go into a hospice center to collect on the patients’ outstanding parking tickets.

A girl who sees—for example—that her softball field is never mowed and the dirt is full of rocks while the boys baseball field is kept in immaculate condition is seeing a lack of compliance with Title IX

2009, Dems still had a majority AND it was a Republican bill!  It never even left committee.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Counterpoint: if you’re going to square off against a professional athlete, an NBA player is probably your safest bet (unless it’s Kermit Washington). Low-quality NBA punches are the most hilarious thing in the world.

“Look, like whatever team you like, but don’t disrespect the city! You gotta be better than that!”
- Some idiot on Philadelphia radio tomorrow, probably.

Gotta be “Philly drunk” to pick that fight.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

God, when will people finally give Rodgers the respect he deserves?

that made anyone feel...anything

Everyone picked the Bears...except Mike Tirico, and that was out of pity.

With Gronk gone, Bill Belichick has absolutely spent his summer writing up plays designed to draw DPI penalties.

It hit me while watching the hilarious series of penalties on the Bears in the 3rd quarter play out in person but...

So Chicago’s only points were scored by a kicker?