...so....penis breath?

And now Drew’s circle once more is complete,

I guarantee that at least 40,000 men in South Boston have publicly shared their opinion that “it’s an honor to be trafficked to serve a great man like Mr. Kraft.”

I posted the following yesterday; let’s see how I did!

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

I still can’t believe who the Patriots lost to last year and what kinds of teams they beat. Like it doesn’t feel like it should be possible and, while I completely agree that the underdog mentality they played up last year, it did probably made my favorite NE season so far as a whole. Even if the Super Bowl was it…

as entertaining as watching an feather-haired old man get a handjob. 

You could just change your name too. While you’re at it throw in a THE before Ohio State can trademark it.

The LEGO Movie totally stole his idea for a double-decker couch.

More than one person familiar with him described — or agreed with the description of — Snyder as someone who behaves the way a little kid imagines a rich person acts.

Oh for sure, I think Stephen’s comments are either a subtle jab or just the typical empty words that rich people use to describe each other to the press. 

If Detroit had 3 division titles in the last two decades there’d be statues all along Woodward of Matt Millen and Joey Harrington.

+1 mattress, now available at Six Flags

NFL disrupter

+1 Jortles.

“All we need is a defense, and an offense, and some rule changes.”

More than one person familiar with him described — or agreed with the description of — Snyder as someone who behaves the way a little kid imagines a rich person acts.

Dan Snyder is indeed a visionary, in that he is the only person who envisions a successful Redskins franchise where Dan Snyder is still the owner.

Look, I have to say that Dan Snyder being a visionary is undeniable. Did everyone forget the rendering of the proposed stadium included a moat for surfing?? VISIONARY CONFIRMED. You don’t have to come up with unique ideas that are necessarily good to be a visionary. 

But it just takes the right quarterback and coach and leadership.