Wade Boggs is alive.

Should have asked your coach, “so, if we go up by two, want me to score an own-goal?”

This is Jerry Remy type stuff. Remy would state on nearly every broadcast, unrelated to anything actually going on in the game, that Wade Boggs (God rest his soul) could have hit a double or triple or homer or whatever he pleased in every at bat but didn’t because he wanted to advance the runner or give his teammates…

Shel Silverstein is the greatest poet that ever lived. I will fight anyone that disagrees.

That’s a sort of distorted version of a more common line of wisdom: a two-goal lead is the most dangerous lead in soccer - because it’s a gap that’s big enough to make you complacent and play conservatively, but also not quite big enough that the other team has no hope of overcoming it.

I worked with a college soccer coach that said a two-goal lead was worse than a one-goal lead. His justification was that the team was too settled up two and often give up two goals instead of continuing to play hard just up one. I tried to rationalize that once you gave up that first goal up two goals, it became a…

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

Bountygate truthers are the new flat-earthers

You do realize Benson was a POS as well right?

This fits in sooooo well with WYTS.

This is especially funny because I just finally read the WYTS making fun of whiny aggrieved Saints fans and how ridiculous they are, and then here’s one proving every bit of it to be true. Thanks!

thanks for the insight, Gregg

GUMBO GUMBO CONSPIRACY

GUMBO GUMBO EVERYONE HAD BOUNTIES GUMBO!

Saints fan?

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

You forgot two things Miami gave up in the trade: legit #2 wide receiver Kenny Stills and the last remaining goodwill of the fanbase. Tank for Tua, but he's going to get murdered Week 1.

The Dolphins just turned their surprise first round pick of 2016 into 2 firsts and a 2nd.  That’s a robbery worthy of a Miami Vice episode.  

Medvedev is in a foul mood, throws a tantrum at the towel guy