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This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

The Colts’ solution to having this issue with every one of their quarterbacks is to give Lucas Oil Stadium a retractable roof.

The greatest former Florida Gator QB in NFL history.

I’m so excited to have a new brain genius in profession sports. Like, Kyrie just got served. 

As much as I want Jacoby to succeed ( former Patriots QB, after all ), seeing those tweets has made me believe that Indiana has already ruined him, and by the end of the season he’ll be the league’s first QB with Alzheimer’s. 

Is that Peter King’s burner? 

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s

My friends and I were at a bar surrounded by obese (is there any other kind) Pittsburgh fans during this game. They got so pissed when we started actively cheering for the Ravens, and upon the Ravens winning their comeback to us was “Enjoy watching the playoffs from home!”, like the dip shits didn’t even realize they

If all the racist, misogynist, nativist, white supremacist pieces of MAGA garbage actually won every front of the culture war, the males of the species would all be emulating Ben Roethlisberger.

I’m the Jake quoted above. I’ve already convinced myself since sending this in that this frostbite/helmet nonsense is proof that The Hallowed Rooneys cut bait with AB just in time and that Lev Bell’s stutterstep line of scrimmage antics are worthless with an offensive line like the Jets.

That moment also produced one of the greatest NFL memes in internet history:

browns fan here: i actually was rooting for the browns to lose that game, just because the steelers missing the playoffs meant so much more to me than the browns finishing with a winning record.

The best part for Steelers haters is that the team stayed on the field to watch the end of the CLE-BAL game on the final Sunday of the regular season, hoping for a Browns win so PIT could make the playoffs. The Browns naturally lost. I can’t think of a better ending for these shiteaters than to be reduced rooting for

The only thing I can say about Pittsburgh is that I’ve met a lot of people from there who were happy to leave it.

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

They don’t forget, necessarily, they just have to settle on which of our QBs that could apply to talk about. 

“I for one would like it if people stopped thinking about my safety.”

Hey, there is a major difference between Kingsbury and Kelly, Petrino and Saban. Those guys had college football success.

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.