i mean, sure, fuck harbaugh and fuck michigan.

Kirk Cousins’ career QBR is 15 points better than Fran Tarkenton’s.

“-Randy and Tammy, MAGA turds from the northern suburbs who have a pickup truck value that exceeds their home value and took money out of Braedyn and Kymlynn’s college fund to renew their season tickets but “aren’t sure” if they’re going to still support the NFL if players keep kneeling”

Incognito doesn’t need more hits. He is essentially David Carradine post five-point-palm-exploding-heart and we should just pray he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way out the door.

Kirk takes are going to be WYTS gold until whichever turnstile replaces Mike Remmers lets Khalil Mack through directly to Cousins’ tibia and fibula, leaving nothing behind but a brown streak made of mostly raw beef and $60 million dead money against the Vikings’ cap.

Bryan’s story is basically the plot of Angels in the Outfield, except instead of the Angels he has the shitty Vikings and his dad is never coming back.

Yes Yes Yes.

But it’s still not that unlike motorsports. Most of the “customization” we’re talking about is choosing one of a handful of shell sizes and shapes and then adjusting the liner and comfort padding. Those aren’t REALLY the safety features the league and union are mandating. They could test all of the various shell…

The Vikings were way more interesting in the 70's when they were loaded with future hall of famers and getting their doors blown off in multiple super bowls. 

based on reports, he wants to use the literally exact helmet that he has apparently been using for an unreasonably long period of time.

People do not like change. They get used to the equipment they are using, it becomes second nature, and they like that. They do not like having to incorporate new equipment, technology, paperwork, whatever into their routines. People complained when OSHA mandated the use of Safety Needles. They hoarded supplies of the…

LOL KIRK

YOU LIKE THAT??!!!

His model isn’t made anymore. He painted his Steelers helmet silver and slapped Raiders decals on it. He is literally trying to wear the same helmet. He was just on twitter trying to find a 2010 or 2011 model because those are the only ones he’d be allowed to play with this year, which again means the one he has is a…

This.

I actually hoped he would retire over this. Because even though I am a hypocrite who still watches and follows the NFL religiously, I am basically rooting for every player in the league to retire at all times and hopefully save themselves from a life of misery.

OSHA recommends replacing a hard hat every 2-5 years, depending on usage, and immediately after severe impact.

The problem is that it isn’t some highfalutin new fangled technology BIG HELMET is trying to impose on players, it’s that the actual foam in the helmet hardens and cracks as it ages, to the point where after more than 7-10 years it is basically worthless as far as absorbing and distributing shock. That is, I think…

bone spear

Let us not dwell on the question of how a strained calf managed to become a high ankle injury