Yeah, but the Bears’ flawed QB is on a rookie contract. Yes, it hurts to admit you blew a #2 overall pick, but the difference is the Vikings have to pay Cousins all of his money no matter what. 

Given his desire to cheaply knock QBs out of games, the NFL really needs to investigate if Gregg Williams gave Sam Darnold mono.

Well, you see, in sports, things get confused out there: power, ideals, the old morality, practical sporting necessity. But out there with these natives, it must be a temptation to be god, because there’s a conflict in every human heart, between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil, and good does…

You are correct that they contained Mack, but you have to also consider that that opened up opportunities for other players on the Bears D. They still got 5 sacks as a unit and Rodgers was under a lot of pressure all night. Mack didn’t put up super star numbers but the Packers focusing on him created chances for…

Belichick and Brady are going to make a challenge for themselves in one of their games against an AFC East opponent (probably the Bills) where they will try to win the game with their only completions being in the end zone and otherwise moving up and down the field entirely on PI calls. Brady’s stat line for that game…

Oh Jesus, it was supposed to say “hope”, not “ho”. I guess that’s what I deserve for trying to get a comment in a minute before a meeting was supposed to start. Bad omen for the start of the season. Also, nice handle name by the way. 

NY Giants 8-8

No, Trump is the opposite. He behaves the way a rich person imagines a little kid acts.

They’ll still somehow split their season series with the Patriots.

Out of a QB draft class that included #EliFace and Marmalard, Big Ben emerged as the far, far and away most loathsome of the three. That should punch his ticket to the HOF.

Hell, even Greg fucking Schiano (68-67 career record in college) had more college success than Kingsbury (35-40 career record in college).

Forget the shotgun. I have a brilliant new concept that I think needs to be introduced into the NFL, it’s called the “Wing T”. It’s really revolutionary.

In the post-game press conference, Cliff Cingsbury was upset over officials’ refusal to stop the game clock after Cardinals first downs. “I know this is a new concept, heck, it isn’t even supposed to happen according to the rule book,” the coach told the assembled media, “but the refs really need to catch up with the…

I mean, as a fan of an Eagles’ division rival, I would want that, but I get your point.

It’s full of racists feigning as libertarians

I would like to point out here in the time since Mariota has entered the league, Tannehill has a better QB rating, better TD to Int ratio, and only 9 fewer TD passes despite playing in 16 fewer games. Tannehill sucks. But, uh, so does the other guy.

This team is so forgettable that people forget to talk about how much of a bust their “franchise QB” has been.

I know Carmelo Anthony is far past his prime, but if you’re a team getting thrashed by the All-D-League second team, you could probably still use his services. But no, they told Melo to go fuck himself instead. 

#Facts

I think it is important, in a time when it seems like the worst people in the world are always winning, to appreciate just how amazing it is that this franchise is perpetually in the shitter. Truly a breath of fresh air.