When he retired in 1978, there was a very good argument to be made that Fran Tarkenton was the greatest QB of all time. He was (at the time) the all-time leader in passing yards, completions, TDs, and fourth quarter comebacks. He had the most rushing yards and rushing TDs of any QB ever. The Vikings still never won a…

Well if that’s not proof that QBR is an extremely important and useful statistic, I don’t know what is. 

Well if that’s not proof that QBR is an extremely important and useful statistic, I don’t know what is. 

God I really hope he fucks this all up. 

Jewish isn’t a race...

Good point. My intent was mostly to point out the absurdity of some of the census racial categories. Actually, come to think of it, Muhammad would count as white too. 

Well, based on the way the US census questions are structured, all Semitic peoples count as “White”. So, according to the census, Jesus would be white. From census.gov: “White – A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa.”

ODB will fail get trapped in the bathroom of a five-star hotel suite and starvedto death.

Remember that scene in “Jaws” when Quint is talking about how he was on the Indianapolis? How he was in the water for five days and he didn’t get really scared until he thought he was going to be rescued? That’s what it feels like to be a Browns fan to me right now.

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

A full half of Torres’s 26 dingers on the season have come against the Orioles.

I like the bird shit option. +1 creativity

Never forget that coming-out-of-retirement Chase Blackburn once intercepted Tom Brady in Super Bowl 46 while covering Rob Gronkowski one on one deep downfield. Nobody seems to remember that play, but in retrospect the Giants coming up with a turnover there (it was the only turnover of the entire game) seems just as…

Yeah this is pretty spot on. Before Trump most people didn’t care enough to hate them the way we all do now. The NFL gladly signed on to be the propaganda arm for the GWOT fiasco under both Bush and Obama and nobody gave a shit about that. We only started feeling like pre-game F-18 flyovers were fascistic once Trump…

Anyway, yeah, fucking punch Snyder if you get a shot because when HE’S president in 2032, you’ll regret you didn’t.

In a nice change of pace, he was charged of beating someone WITH his girlfriend, and not beating the girlfriend.

They weren’t all under routes. The TD pass to Fowler was a post pattern. The completion to Lattimer was an out pattern. Two out of the five passes were past 10 yards through the air. They weren’t all check-downs. I think the goal is to challenge the QBs but make sure they also get some completions to help their…

If this is indeed Matt Nagy, he will be a different man. Older, harder, more seasoned ... more dangerous.

Uhm, yes you can say something meaningful: he’s already better than Hackenberg. Take that Jets fans!

That is a totally uncalled for and offensive take. I’m sure plenty of people who ate lead paint chips as children turned out to be much better people than the Swarzaks.