Saints superfan and lawyer Tony LeMon

This is fucked up on Colangelo’s part. Let the dude fucking play. Whatever you may think of Anthony’s recent NBA record, as the article points out, he has always put forth max effort for Team USA. That should at least earn him a chance to play now, even if in a lessened role.

Yeah, when I first read the tweet I thought he was trying to argue that Bryant did not belong on the 1st or 2nd “all decade” teams. As in, he was correct for once. I I had to re-read it to figure out that this was the little man’s attempt to argue that Bryant was a top-5 player of the 2010s.

Seriously, bro! When the Flyers won the cup in ‘75, the whole team had frozen feet. Even the coaches. They still played every game and didn’t whine like some losers. 

Like anything related to the NFL, Hard Knocks’s efforts to show reality are hindered because through the entire process Roger Goodell is standing there looking over everyone’s shoulders while sweating and breathing heavily.

One of my buddies (a Bears fan) was able to successfully troll our boss (a Packers fan) by naming his fantasy football team “Matthew_Stafford_is_an_Elite_QB”. This guy was so thin skinned about Rodgers being “THE G.O.A.T.” that he couldn’t even tolerate mild praise of any other quarterback (“if Aaron Rodgers played…

Just remind them Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers have combined to win as many Super Bowls as Eli Manning. That will cheer them up. 

The Packers have been led by HOF QBs since 1992. They have won two Super Bowls in that time. 

Jesus Christ, even the New York Times deploys fewer racial euphemisms.

That is a true gem. Thank you. 

This is where I note that Flacco’s YPA last season was worse than that of both the man he’s replacing and the man who replaced HIM. Fucking great.

Your new OC is the delightfully named Rich Scangarello. MADONE.

Can’t wait to eat them when the revolution comes as I’m sure they are quite soft and tender, not unlike veal.

Can’t fault you there... Elias > Barnes (obviously)

You forgot to add: “Shut up! Shut up, and take the pain! TAKE THE PAIN!” 

“The King. Well, he ain’t doing too well. Fucking Peterman.”

She’s asked if we can go to another game. I don’t know whether to be happy she likes football or worried she wants to be a Bills fan.

The NFC East is an exception in my opinion because all 4 teams are loathsome for their own reasons. I say that as a Giants fan. But your point probably stands for the rest of the divisions. I can’t imagine anyone getting worked up to root against the Cardinals. 

I like Jalen Ramsey, but he should’ve been clowned way harder for all the shit he talked last season. Josh Allen throwing a 75 yard TD and rushing for almost 100 yards plus another TD on the ground had to be the most humiliating moment of last season for the Jaguars. I know it wasn’t his fault they went 5-11 but damn,…

Are US players represented by different unions when bargaining with the national team versus their club teams/leagues? Is this the same/different for players from other countries? I actually have no idea what the players’ unions look like in soccer in the US or abroad.