Yeah I totally agree with you. How many words has Deadspin dedicated (right fully, may I add) to showing Jerry Jones, Dan Snyder, Jim Dolan, etc. to be assholes and bad people? Yet the UAE’s human rights record, whether at home or abroad, makes the combined evils and misdeeds of those guys look like youthful…

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I actually like when the occasional rivalry gets so heated that teams refuse to shake hands after a series. It's a good reminder that while this may just be a job for these guys, it's a job they still care about a lot. The way I look at post-series hand shakes is like this: if you never shake hands, you're an asshole.…

I’m by no means a fan of this team, but it sure says a lot about their recent history that “Real Madrid’s worst domestic season since the turn of the century” still resulted in 68 points, a +17 goal differential, a third place finish, and qualification for the Champions League. If only all of our teams could do this…

There are zero clicks in saying “Well, it could have been better, but I guess it was just fine as far as these things go”.

This piece doesn’t even do the awfulness of these losses justice. Being outscored 5-0 by the Marlins over a 48 hour period and only combining for 3 hits in 18 innings over that time is just... wretched. 

It should be, “Meek: The Mets”

Any predictions on where he goes next? I’d love to see him go manage the national team at some point, though I do not think it will be now.

I was about to make that same comment. 

I was living in New Orleans during the Chris Paul-David West-Tyson Chandler years and the city was legitimately excited and the home games were always loud and fun. Fan bases can and do get more excited and less apathetic when there is something exciting going on. Obviously bringing in Williamson can do that whether…

They still have the second worst NFL GM in New York.

Yeah, what the hell? As a fan of the other New York team, I was looking forward to a long run of being the irrelevant laughing stock football organization. I thought it was going to start last year for sure, but then the Jets had to swoop in and one-up the Giants’ 5-11 record with a 4-12 stinker of their own. Then, I…

Now the Warriors will have to awkwardly decline two presidential visits: one from Trump for winning the title and the other from Erdogan for knocking Enes Kanter out of the playoffs.

That was a delightful read, thank you. 

“The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as an owner like Jeffrey Loria was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it’s going to be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.” — Derek Jeter

Yes, the child figured it out after hearing it from the parents... or maybe it was a racist uncle at a holiday gathering... or from the TV. Who cares? Let’s show how Woke we are by gushing about murdering a three year old child in a comments section. When I was in Afghanistan a couple of little kids called one of the…

Given the brilliant offseason that noted genius and total stud GM Dave “f00tBaW” Gettleman is having, what roster/personnel moves would you most want to see the #lolgiants make next?

I can be reached at [phone number redacted], if you feel Manly.

he will always find ways to greatly exceed the worst you can imagine.

This is the best movie take I have read in a long time.