I want the judge to address the plaintiff as Mr. Security. 

Wow, way to center their cis-male whiteness and deprive Maximum Security of any voice or agency. 

No horses, no peace.

Dude, what are you talking about? The NFL rule book is reviewed, approved, and voted on by Congress every year. Think about it, the NFC Championship game was on January 20th, 2019 and the last government shutdown ended January 25th, 2019... they ended it so they could vote on the new PI rules in the wake of the blown…

Pointing out the Lehigh connection (or any other small NY/NJ/PA/CT school) is spot on. 

“I rose too high, loved too hard, dared too much. I tried to grasp a star, overreached, and fell.” -- Sean McVay

Except unlike the real Diet of Worms, this time the man pushing for the Reformation (McVay) did get burned at the stake by the grumpy old Emperor (Belichick).

Damn, even in the comments for an article about the Warriors-Rockets series... #lolgiants

I mean by signing Durant and Irving you’ll be as good the Sixers are without doing “The Process”TM. In either case, the end result will be getting repeatedly dunked on by Leonard/Antetokounmpo and bounced in the second round of the 2020 playoffs. Amazingly, the Knicks’ way of getting there will turn out to be less…

I honestly don’t care if these spoilers are true because the poor writing of the last two episodes [seasons] have basically killed my hype.

Gettleman is working righteously to create a truly dignified and values-oriented six-win team; it is the first time a NFL team’s organizational philosophy has been modeled after a doomed Senate campaign.

you can enjoy sports without any narratives

I need to issue a correction to my above comment: Joe Flacco, not Mark Sanchez, was the first QB to beat Belichick-Brady in Foxborough in the playoffs. Sanchez was the second to do so. 

Hey, hey, never forget about the time when Mark Sanchez (!) became the first QB to beat Brady-Belichick in Foxborough in the playoffs. That also happens to be the last time the Patriots were eliminated prior to the AFC Championship Game. 

When the Giants took Jones at #6, one of my only consolations was to think, “hey at least this year’s Giants WYTS will be fire.” But at this rate, I’m going to be numb to the #lolgiants and Daniel Jones-bashing by mid-July. Save some stuff for Magary. At this point, if the 2019 Giants piece isn’t a top 5 WYTS entry of…

Now stop. He’s a Duke boy, he won’t end up at Wegman’s. He’ll fail out of the NFL and into some finance-y position at a hedge fund or something and become wildly successful at that despite not actually being any better at it than he is as an NFL QB.

Saturday night I was at a party with a bunch of Jets fans. They were obviously mocking me for the Jones pick since, unlike me, they are fans of a great franchise that puts a winning product on the field every season. Anyway, I simply pointed out they they were jealous. They took Hackenberg 51st overall, but since the…

I fully expect Maximum Security to be given a Presidential Medal of Freedom within the next week or so.

Just wait until Biden runs on a “we actually won in Iraq thanks to Obama and ME” platform in the coming election.

Not sure I can blame the NCAA, though [and] individual coaches certainly are [also] culpable.