Bill should know that the only people permitted to use n8gger are those at least 25% black. PC Bill! Learn it

Pies are for cancer-riddled fatasses. Cupcakes are svelte and tight bruh!

A dealer asking 7 will probably take 4 for this. Playing games

Her lack of getting stuff is the chink in her armor

What has America become that we allow an Asian to win our home championship. Disgraceful

Yes, The US Open Liquor

Damn Bikram confused downward dog with doggy style

Yes, excellent eye! She was gesturing, not trying to shake hands, snowflake

I just hope Bruce Jenner is ok. #Pray4BJ

If a lady drives the car will she get a boner? Asking for my wife

Yet if this was titled ‘blah blah... Hit First Pussy’ the SJWs would be rioting in the streets

You are obviously just a libbrainwashed feminist snowflake who doesn’t have a clue what ‘mansplaining’ means.

I’m not posh enough nor born into royalty to have been named for a luxury hotel brand, but my parents were hip enough to give me the middle name ‘Ramada’

Snowflakes will cry foul as he’s a conservative.

The downforce generated by that whaletail would impress

I enjoy ‘Meh Car Monday.’ Will you be doing ‘Teh Car Tuesday?’

I read this as “Chris Sargent is the best Canadian bowler in the world, and nobody cares.” and then I saw my error 

Is there a difference between Polish sausage and polish sausage?

Or 2016 lol

She is nothing compared to the corrupt, steaming diapers named the Clintons