I don't understand how this is taking place on Jalopnik.

Excuse me? No, because the AMX IS better, the GNX... Well the 302 is one of the greatest cars of all time, so... I'd take the GNX over everything else on the list, but sadly this is a case of 1vs2

You sir, have satisfied all criteria for owning an SUV. Hope it serves you well.

Like I said, if you tow on a regular basis and have to carry cargo, sadly an SUV is the optimal choice.

You are not entitled to call yourself a Jalop. If you have 4 kids, get a wagon that has a third row seat. NEVER, EVER buy an SUV unless you either need to drive off road on a regular basis or have something you must tow on a regular basis.

Look at the rear wheel gap. There's no way that's a 360.

Made me really sad. She used to be so hot.

Basic math= ability to function as an adult. I'm sure you don't like how true that is, but it's a fact.

No, no she doesn't. Someone like that who is too dumb to function deserves whatever they get.

Eh, I just feel bad that he married someone that dumb.

I'm fairly certain there's some nipple in that one.

LOL #COTD

Anyone remember which Jackie Chan movie the one with the Evo4 is from?

On the plus side, I now know that Dodge DURANGO'S have gotten much better at not rolling. I was really impressed how flat that thing stayed. Looks like the liquid lunches haven't extended to the engineering dep't.

How dare you put down Mr's. Simon and Garfunkle.

SPOILER ALERT.

I know a lot of people find this funny, but something deep inside me feels upset and queasy every time I see a car destroyed for "fun"

Oh man, can't believe I forgot the Speed scene. That was a good one.

This is obviously going to be #1 on the list. No question.

Matrix reloaded, Lethal Weapon 4, Bourne Supremacy, Bad Boys 2, Terminator 2, Firefox, Transformers 2, Some Bruce Willis Movie... Stealth, The Rock,