I think it made the rounds through all kinds of forums, seeing as I recall it was sent to me by a friend from an offroading one.

Also useful for moving your booted car into the garage if you’re in a dispute with your HOA and their parking contractor. (Might be too obscure of a reference.)

A submarine would be able to control its own buoyancy, so issues like sinking in are less of a concern on the silt and muck substrates one might expect difficulty with.

This only accounted for 2 officers, andvwe don't even know what else they did that day.

Took me a second to figure out why the richness of belts was mentioned. Apparently it's been so long since I saw one with the smog pump hooked up it being unhooked didn't register. 

Sewing machines. The frequency you run across “Singer sewing machine runs great” with a picture of a closed machine cabinet makes you think it’s a self perpetuating joke.

I'm not at liberty to discuss that. 

Not in production, no. And this one can’t be told where to go either, so presumably the farmer will put a bike rack on the front or something .

The increased food demand isn’t a number of people issue, but a per person issue. As the middle class develops in formerly impoverished countries, they’ve discovered that meat is pretty great stuff. Meat takes way more calorie input than vegetarian diets they were limited to previously.

It looks like there’s a front differential, so either the system failed or he’s too poor to do the lift all the way and there’s a Bluetooth driveshaft in play.

If that were true, they wouldn’t run tracks and flotation tires on dedicated arctic equipment.

“Honestly sports cars in general will die off if we ever get AV5 figured out.”

What are you looking for, exactly? Some evidence that UAW knows whether its employees have died, and whether they were hospitalized for COVID when it happened?

Would you prefer “They got what they wanted” instead?

1st gear: I was just remarking to the cads at the country club that my Taycan was feeling a bit too nimble. I’d much prefer something more lumbering and less connected. And now Porsche has dashed my hopes? I suppose I will have to spring for a freight train after all.

Did it cheer you up this time you got behind the wheel?

Yeah, the unnamed person in the long video that was just reduced to dangling lifelessly from their chair is doubtless seeking second opinions if they were diagnosed with “just damp.”

Or perhaps something more aquatic?

Got you covered.

Just a tip: The soul of wit is brevity, not deranged 13 paragraph rants that nobody is going to bother to read because it’s obvious you’re not all there.