My uncle was a rotund, joke telling, accordion playing, machine shop owner from the south side of Chicago. It was very on brand for him.

Based on my uncle, yes.

Huh. Nobody went with “a funnel, because I know how much you like to pour things!”?

This was just shipping it to the local store for a test drive. Not refundable, and no hard feelings if we decided it was a turd.

The Nissan nose is 100% the offspring of an 80's Ford Granada and Crown Vic.

I would make that “anything driveable.”

3rd: Carmax was as easy to work with as advertised.

We had a rental 2020 Fusion ecosport for a week that I rather enjoyed. I lit up the impending crash beacon quite a few times, and deemed it amusing, but stupid.

More experienced people would know you don’t leave a boat that’s not sinking.

But pushbutton start predates ignition via key turn.

Never been to a quarry, eh?

It was a trailer park and the driver identified as a tornado. Nothing but nature on display here.

Don't kink shame.

Per the source reporting, he wrote a check directly to Steelman and the dealership was not a party in the sale transaction. 

I don’t know, if you didn’t know that meant your friend once loved a station enough to actually “Turn it up and rip the knob off!” when the DJ instructed them to, you may not be worldly enough for the big stage yet.

He was not acting as an agent of the dealership if he agreed to sell them his personal car, which they had no knowledge of the dealership's apparent stake in, rendering your point moot.

That assumes the dealership ever had the $10K. My spidey-sense is that bankrupt fraudster owed at least that much on it, and used the money for anything but paying it off.

Wait.

I also find the description in this article not to match my understanding of "donuts." If anything, turning tightly by maintaining traction is the antithesis of doing a donut. 

If we could just go ahead and add the two teens to some sort of watch list for probable future serial killers, that’d be super.