Sir, you are clearly still imposter Torch, as the real person has children of appropriate age and would know that Chuck E. Cheese makes frequent appearances in the restaurant.

You’ve made an assumption that his constituency wants the trappings of modern civilization.

The last two words of the headline were unnecessary. 

It’s not even an SUV at that, it’s a CUV.

My truck is old ('08), but Chevy still put crank windows in fleet orders through '21. Made a bit of a stir when they announced that was ending a little bit ago.

Nothing gets you de-selected faster than bringing up jury nullification.

Those aren’t a thing on high rises since sprinklers became required in common areas. Much to the chagrin of movie stagers and burglars everywhere.

Surely one of the battery manufacturers has spotted the opportunity to create a self neutralizing battery via some onboard chemical insulator, and just hasn’t gotten it to market yet?

I would argue the simple old interiors are perfect for the goals of the vehicle, but given that I optioned my truck with carpet delete and hand crank windows, I am likely biased towards form following function. 

Pedant powers, activate!

If you spend more than 1/3 of your article complaining that the sources upon which it is based shouldn’t have been published, a long look in the mirror before publishing your own piece is advisable.

I can’t tell if you have a subconscious desire to associate with sizeable working girls or just can’t spell. I’m going with the former.

No, sails don’t fall into the ocean when the wind dies to become several hundred pounds of wet nonsense you have to deal with.

I want to see the video of the big cargo ship running as fast as it can into the wind with the kite bouncing off the waves behind it while a smaller ship screams “Faster! Faster! It’s not flying! Make it fly!“

I’m about an hour and a half from the factory. My count is at 3 car carriers, one of which only had 2 trucks on it in seemingly random locations for... reasons?

“70 MGB GT?” Oh?

One of the farm grain trucks has that feature, with the added fun of “on” being somewhere in where the stalk says you’re in the adjustable intermittent range. Go too far into “on” and it shuts back off.

If he was at 45mph as reported he could go up a cog or two, but that assumes he hadn’t already done so to get it slowed down that much.

2nd gear: Saying something is shady implies that it is hidden.

I was expecting some juicy true crime details from “supposed wife.” Alas, all I found in other stories was that she stated she’s his wife and was trying to get him declared deceased because insurance companies for the plane and such were lighting her up.