I was shocked to see that any non-white, non-male, non-rich people would be delusional enough to vote for Trump. So many things about people taking him “seriously, not literally” and I don’t understand why people genuinely believed he was just playing a character on TV and wasn’t going to do the things he claimed. I…

No. That’s the whole point. I AM home in California, because that’s where I’m born and bred! Your backwoods, cousin-porking, source-of-pride slave-owning, confederate-flag-flying, booger-eating, clinging-to-the-days-it-was-a-source-of-pride-to-own-other-HUMAN-BEINGS ancestors are YOUR PROBLEM.

Except you get to keep your all your income, you get to protect the environment like you want, you get to keep as many immigrants as you choose, and you have the 8th largest economy in the world, ample crop space, and ready access to shipping lanes.

Let’s not torture the damn metaphor here...

This is what kills me. California taxes are being spent in backwards red states on people who think I should go back to Mexico (3rd generation Californian) or that I am abusing welfare or that my AfAm husband should die in the street like a dog at the hands of some cop. But whose tax dollars are supporting their…

Starred for Save a Ho. Also starred because I agree.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

Are we sure the robo-sub wasn’t defecting? Was it was concerned about the future of robosexual rights under the next president?

I agree just make it 50% thinner and it will be perfect.

It’s a shame he didn’t win a first class flight through the windshield. Never understood people’s refusal to wear a seatbelt, but always felt as though Darwin should be allowed to take the reigns.

He’s in critical condition, but hopefully he’ll pull through.

But what if the kids are, like, super-annoying, and you don’t want them around any more? Sort of like how if you have a car with a whole bunch of mechanical problems that you’re sick of dealing with, you’ll sometimes just park it in a random location and leave it unlocked with the keys on the seat and let nature take…

Holed up in the new campaign headquarters, Donald Trump could not be reached for comment.

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

Virtually everything she says makes me vomit.