As noted in several linked posts above and in ESPN’s reporting, numerous assaults were reported to police, only for charges not to be brought or to later be dropped. The Appling-Payne case, despite police requesting charges be brought, was dropped by a prosecutor who subsequently was hired to, yes, work in Michigan…

Our society loves to punish. Loves it. Punishment solves every problem. Punishment never fails, it can only be failed. Recidivism? Jail wasn’t punishing enough! Delinquency? These kids have been pampered, they should have been punished. Welfare? Obviously just lazy, poverty isn’t harsh enough, otherwise they’d work.

Clearly you are attempting to be humerus in your description of The President of the United States.

Man, if only the second paragraph of this post were about that exact thing.

+111 vacated wins

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

Or buy an edible arrangement. They really aren’t that bad, just make sure you get to it first so no one else takes the chocolate covered strawberries.

Ok.

+2 Corinthians

I think it’s also worth noting that MSU’s student government body just passed a unanimous resolution asking Simon to resign as well “students no longer have the faith and confidence in the current administration of Michigan State University to carry out the duties of fostering a safe and secure campus.” I think that…

You know you gotta fuck up pretty bad to be worse than Penn State, yet here we are.

1-800-273-TALK

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

A lot of football players have put a gun to their head in this past decade. Fucking way too many.

Bortles-Foles is the Super Bowl match-up we deserve.

Have you ever watched a video of Charles Barkley’s golf swing?

The basketball part