One thing to change your mind but a totally different thing to scold others for doing the same thing THAT YOU FUCKING DID....TWICE.

this was allegedly during the time that she was working as an escort.

But no one is asking Ted Cruz why he’s hanging out with prostitutes? That shit is illegal, and he’s an accessory. In Colorado, it’s illegal to sell sex, and also illegal to buy it, so Cruz was present at 2 sex crimes. Someone really should ask about this.

The best comeback for a juvenille insult is “At least I don’t have herpes.” Because statistically there’s a 1 in 3 chance they do. Then they’d be all “How tf did you know??”

On the one hand: It would shock no one to learn that Denzel can be a huge dick. The man’s a tremendously wealthy superstar. Even if it’s just a product of being professionally ‘on’ 24/7, elite tier celebs are ‘not like us’.

I mean, you can always claim your phone died. 

As a Canadian, this verdict is absolutely insane to me. You guys know it's not the Wild West anymore, right?

Ideally, if they met, they would shoot each other.

“Impossibly charming” anti-vaxxer Cardi B 😒 stop elevating these people please.

Someone a few years ago created a Google Doc with stories - I created on here! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1j2ky_p2wnu_0jsCcVkxrkX7Mj_oM8ZmXHJmgvtOuJ-M/edit?usp=sharing

The only more punchable face I can think of in recent memory is a tie between Jared Kushner and Donald Trump Junior.

Here ya go

Reassured by the generally underwhelming Met Gala this year. Just like us, celebrities are uninspired and phoning it in at work.

Billie Eyelash is a big cream-colored snooze…

Update: the designer says “gay superhero”

Dan Levy’s look is a tribute to American artist (and AIDS activist) David Wojnarowicz. It is inspired by his piece “F**k You F**got F**ker”. His purse is printed with the piece “Untitled (One Day This Kid...)“, which makes me cry and I can’t imagine carrying it around all night without bursting into tears but I think…

Debbie Harry (in Zac Posen) did it right. 

This is so boring-come on folks. I want stars and stripes! I want color! I want some 1770s style corsetry! American Independence came during the era of panniers and stupid amounts of petticoats. I want some black liberation colors-maybe a giant fro. Something. 

That or their takeaway was “moms deserve money, even if they’re shitty,” apparently.

It’s amazing how often people will spout out some dumb comments without reading the article.