@JrsyDevil's Advocate®: Maybe because they didn't want to give away that they'd soon be using verizon for the iPhone, therefore halting AT&T sales. Plus, if/when it does go to verizon, they'll have both devices on both carriers. Maybe.

Did anybody read that as Nokia Kinect? I got scared there for a second.

@Tyrunn: Oh, you mean where they put the cell towers? It all makes sense now. I'm from a town of 6,000. I know all about "the country."

@Helvetica: Sad day. What you mention is very similar. The good thing is, you have a brain like the google voice engineers. And how about a comment promotion? I could use one of those star thingies.

@SAThorn: Haha!! That's great! You both must be in good reception areas. The antenna-uation generally only occurs in areas with lower reception.

@Helvetica: Google voice esque... I like it!

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Except they made FaceTime an open platform for any 2nd or 3rd parties to use. It just needs to be adopted by developers like skype, fring, etc... Yay for openness!

It's like you knew I just got out of a 3+ year relationship last week... Creepy.

Now I'm actually HAPPY my upgrade eligibility is January 2nd. I was just pissed that I couldn't get the bump back, but now I'll have a better network altogether!

@frigg: and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool. Like swimming pool. Like the ocean, but smaller.

Pshh. The Kodak PlaySport OWNS this thing (and came before). With the flip out LCD, swimming will be difficult, not to mention the PS wins in the price department by far.

@LukeDukem: or $69.96. Why not include everybody (and make a penny more!) #theeroticaphone

@Nathan Obbards: Merci... (Jerk)

I kan haz bigger picture? This is the PERFECT desktop background. #baconsunrise

The important thing that no one's noticed is the actual price. $69.95... Yeah, think about it. #theeroticaphone

@Benguin: My very first thought. Or even studds. I could use some flair for my tuxedo... #iphonehomebuttonearrings

Comment fail. Anyway, see below.

@EnochLight: I found how I want to die.