Not to mention he’s still buddies with Adam Corrola. That shit stain of a human is worse than Hannity.

I don’t know jack shit about bikes, but I do have eyes. Those bikes were like a douche bag wet dream come to life.

This article isn’t about how you plug up your asshole, but thanks for the breakdown.

And watched it alone, I’m sure.

Your lips >> My asshole >> Kiss my ass

Why the fuck do you care? Its a bath not a religion.

Ah yes, the Audio Visual Club. Where you go to read an article on how to sit naked in a tub of water in between 50 ads for overpriced duffle bags and hdmi cables

Really? Which one of the remaining 393 locations would that be?

So you’re saying that Seth Rogen would have been taken seriously?

We got that you don’t understand what “funny” means with the first comment. But thanks for doubling down on your stupidity with whatever that mentally challenged attempt at an insult was. I’m sure you’re the belle of the halfway home!

Because ESPN has been doing so well....

Sure it was, dad.

Good point with quicksand. That album was a let down. Usually I now treat these things like I did the Ghostbusters reboot. If I’m pretty sure there’s nothing they can do that I would enjoy and not find derivative, then there’s really no point in exposing myself to it.  

Doesn’t sound like their doing this for any other reason than that they are enjoying playing together again. I think that’s reason enough regardless of whether it makes me (also 40) have a nostalgia trip. I’ve got the old stuff for that. Sometimes it’s nice to see your heroes evolving and growing up with you. I…

That’s ok. Neither are any of the AV Club writing staff.

I don’t need to look them up to know that almost all of those other deaths were caused by negligence on the behalf of the victim. But you keep raging against that evil theme park machine, man. Someone has to take those bastards down and I really think you’ve got what it takes!

Of course it’s in Brooklyn.....of course it is...

Oh grandpa.

The kid was decapitated. I think at that point it wouldn’t matter if his dad were a congressman.

I’m right there with you. The site is cesspool of mediocrity begging for attention, but it also has its uses for small businesses. I’m stuck using it until it tanks as well, so here’s hoping it finally shits the bed soon.