“Hey guys, check out this obnoxiously-gigantic house we bought with money we made from YOU guys watching our videos! Be sure to buy our overpriced merchandise we’re going to keep reminding you about (only three days!) so you can help us make even more money! As you can tell, we really don’t have enough yet.”

I love the absolutely tonedeaf flex of;

these kids are actually ruining the youth by flaunting their wealth which came from PLAYING VIDEO GAMES and dumb media companies throwing money at them because it’s 2020. kids grow up now thinking it’s completely reasonable to dream of being a talentless youtube star or gamer. the future is fucked and cheers to those…

I mean...this is just about the most American thing I’ve seen today. 

it combines MTV Cribs that i never watched with video game streaming i also never watch. People lament getting older and getting left behind by the culture but i’m celebrating this estrangement

Telling moment:  “This is the coolest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life” he says pointing to his “snack bar”.  The coolest thing you’ve ever done is buy some sweets and put them in a jar?  Really?  Are you 8?

Can we just all agree that fuck these guys.

I want to rescue that Viper, take that hideous wrap off of it, and love it forever and ever.

As any wine enthusiast will tell you, always store your bottles in direct sunlight 

Hey one or two of them looked slightly older. Which just seemed creepy. As an adult I don’t want a kid or even an early 20's person as a roommate.

Notable Timestamps
00:30 Limited time merch plug.
00:55 Potential sponsorship plug.
1:05 Merch plug.

9:20 100K like commitment
9:30 Merch plug.
11:00 Merch plug.
11:10 Merch photos.

Who. Da. Fuq. Is. Giving. These. Morons. This. Kind. Of. Money?!?!?!!?!?

There’s a reason wine is usually stored in a cellar...

wow that was....sad.

I can smell axe from the screen

Proof that money can’t buy happiness. These guys look sad on the inside. This was cringe

There’s a five year old kid who makes more than all of these douches combined with his toy reviews on youtube.. so uhhh I’m totally not jealous.

Like, I would love to come into some money and be able to live *comfortably* yet *modestly*. And then there’s these fucks just tossing money at things that they probably won’t have ten years from now because this is how they spend it.

Hey guys!  Check out our sick crib.  Also, can you please buy this merch to pay for our mortgage?  And here’s our wine cellar!  Brands - please send us wine so we don’t have to buy any!

I hate every fucking inch of this.