They had to ban ‘ elbow ‘ too....’...... as they couldnt tell their arse from their elbow.

I love seeing your posts. They make my days better. 

The front grill on the 4 Series grows 1 centimetre larger each day unless a $4.99 daily subscription is maintained to prevent the front grill of the 4 series from consuming us all.

My Peugeot pepper grinder is still in daily use, it was a wedding present. My parents wedding, in 1958.

be thankful you aren’t american. most of our denizens are so dumb, the government doesnt even need to get them drunk 

I’m going to guess it’s some variation on “being a really shitty person.”

So this guy had perfectly consensual affairs. Why is it on kotaku and why is he even losing his job over it? It’s none of our business.

black and white pictures are now racist. You have to call them grayscale pictures.

I totally support things that truly offend people for good reason — confederate memorials from the early 20th century erected by white legislators as a form of social intimidation? Clearly a bad idea.

Terms can develop new meanings, lose old ones, or change in a million other ways. Just that fact that you have to inform people of the old meaning shows that the older meaning is no longer relevant to most people in day to day conversation. There was an older meaning (probably more than one), then your meaning, now…

I think the problem is too many people read 1984, but interpreted it as an instruction manual.

Even now I hear the tapping of Happy Feet coming down the hallway. Scatter, boys! They’ve found us!

I get master/slave. It isn’t really necessary at all, and more descriptive terms are actually better in most cases.

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.

I feel like the author doesn’t understand the distinctions between SLR, mirrorless, DSLR, analog and film.

The article mentions “analog cameras” twice (which presumably are film cameras?), but also mentions DLSRs and mirrorless cameras and “big cameras” (which could be anything). Author needs to get the terminology straight. I suspect it’s like when your grandma used to call your video game cartridges “tapes” because they…

Does Michael know what film is?

If I wasn’t like 60 hours into the PS3 version of this game (which is just an emulation of the PS2 version), I’d have bought this the second it came out.

Trial Mountain F**K YEAH! Real tracks are cool to an extent but pretty bland and featureless ( for safety’s sake, I get it) in a video game. And can we please have more slow cars? Sounds crazy but slow car racing is fun as hell, especially in Shuffle Mode. Oh, and please bring back GT5’s online feature in which room…