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Francis Parsons
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Yes. Those people are scum. And hate-filled.

It's bewildering to me. But this sort of makes sense. If you are that type of person, you need to appear to be that type of person.

In all seriousness, how does someone go from being a multi-millionaire to bankruptcy? No savings whatsoever? Extravagance to the point of insanity?

True classics for adolescents and those perpetually in adolescence.

I'm in. Sounds good.

Are you trying to write Commode?

Are you confusing fame with quality? Those are two entirely separate issues. The line you cite doesn't say anything at all about their relative skills, just their fame.

Weezer fans are just so ferociously partisan! This album is perfect! The other albums are horrible!

I know very little about actors who aren't super famous so I honest-to-goodness wondered at first glance if Josh Duhamel and Dean Winters were the "funny character names" or not.

I liked it!

Ha! I see what you did there. And I like it.

I got the new remastered Led Zeppelin I, with the live bonus disc, because I am a chump. Also I purchased the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack for the first time, because I missed out on disco the first time around. And I am watching Eastbound & Down, because I am way behind the times and also a finisher, no matter

Catcher in the Rye. King Dork. Any of the thousands and thousands of Young Adult "misunderstood teen" books. Slaughterhouse Five? He's not ready. Guide him to the YA section.

"Also why the fuck are we still having this conversation in the year 2014?"

This has all the hallmarks of a fictional Onion article.

I can't get my head around this. This is… like hearing Santa Claus killed himself. I thought this was a hoax. I never think that about news stories. I thought I'd seen it all.

I know, right? Where would be we without moral outrage?

Like, in personality? Or taste, when you eat him? I'm curious.

Fat Boys, Heavy D, Biggie Smalls, Big Pun, Chubby Checker, Fats Domino, Fats Waller.

Hayseed Dixie, mofos!!!