Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.

Thanks, it's my only art that I'm truly proud of.

I'm dying here

I am an adult!

I need an adult!

Beautiphul

Well I know who has my vote to be the next NFL commissioner.

Everyone down in these comments equating a menstrual cycle with pooping, please wallow in your shame. I never thought I would see the day where I would have to explain to people why that is a ridiculous comparison and frankly I won't bother now. Also the insane amount of 'UGH WHY FEMINISTS DO DAT' rage over two…

Thought this would be highly appropriate.

There's an app for that. Use it!

Thanks Opheelia. You're right; it does. Apologies for that! Here's some further info from one the linked articles.

70 character limit on headlines, bro.

Ugh, I hated that game. It'd be nice if you could earn all the buildings with dedication, but no, you HAVE to pay if you want the full Springfield.