He’s made it this far without contracting a venereal disease. Who am I to question his methods?

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

That guy being bald was a total plot twist.

I’m getting norm Macdonald vibes from this post. Nice job

Talk about a misleading headline.

The guy who plays Blaine in these is now a featured player on SNL this season. Oddly, these 10 year old YouTube sketches are funnier than 99% of SNL from the last decade.

Shouldn’t the NBA install sensors on the rims to measure the actual power of each dunk?

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Vintage Shareef Abdur-Rahim

“Did you SEE the SKIMPY offence the Warriors FLAUNTED when MARK JACKSON was coach? You cannot, I REPEAT, you CAN-NOT deny that JACKSON is responsible for what ULTIMATELY TRANSPIRED in this PENULTIMATE CUMULATION of the Warriors offence THAT WE SEE ON DISPLAY today.”

Ken M. is that you?

Interesting theory! Jalen never used to prepare for Bill’s preview podcasts or tell Bill what he had planned to say...and now he’s doing them with Jacoby, and spitting out random Utah usage stats like an analytical pro?

Served with a defibrillator.

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.