POR SAC is an appropriate label for anyone that paid to see that game.

5 hours and counting...song’s still in my head. Thanks!

How do you know he’s Gay?

Can’t we all just get along?

How did I get redirected to fivethirtyeight.com?

Coleen Beth Crowley...ultimate fat girl name.

Served with a defibrillator.

I think it was a minor contusion. More like a cantuccini.

Man, Piscotty just crumbled into pieces.

Sorry everyone, false alarm. Turns out his only commitment to pitch was to honor Qualcomm.