I give a shit about fun driving on my commute every morning. If I’m going to be forced to rely on a car for my daily existence, every moment spent in it should be as fun as possible.

Um, no. Anchor babies are precisely how the bad guys know they can get in and stay in. Cut out that cancer by making it clear that chaining yourself won’t help you all, and watch it slow to a crawl. Those kids, being US citizens, are welcome to stay/go back and forth/hang out at your house, but Dad needs to stay the…

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The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R