Yeah, because Mormons and Christians and military members are never hypocrites, ever, right?

I know a basketball player who went to Oral Roberts and smoked a ton of weed. Athletes go to the schools that offer them scholarships. Sometimes those schools don’t match up with their ideals, but they don’t care, you get in where you can.

And yet nothing on earth is worse than having to listen to your roommate all puffy and sweaty whining about their limp coke dick when you are high and making a sandwich at 3 in the morning.

Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?

That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

Cocaine is awful. All it does is bring out everyone’s inner asshole while simultaneously making them think they are super-interesting. It’s the worst.

Finally someone talking some sense around here.

I bet you he got hacked.

Why does everyone want to legalize weed? Weed is boring. Cocaine is the most fun drug of them all.

No, it’s real.

There is no fucking way this is not a photoshop...

As glad as I am that this is getting so much coverage, because sunlight is the best disinfectant for these fucker, everything about this article might have sent me over the edge.

This was my first thought when I saw “Strangers with Candy”. God, I hope he didn’t mean the show. I fucking LOVE SWC

Until you made this joke I didn’t realize that he meant actual strangers with candy and not, in fact, the TV show.

It is brainhurt. I have to stop reading this shit because I’m literally getting a headache thinking about anyone being into a pre-schooler. There are rocks more sexual than three year olds, Geezus.

I’m glad this is blowing up. These suck fucks need to be outed.

The fringe of back hair.

I let out an audible gasp when I read that line. How SICK does one have to be to find BABIES sexually attractive. Like...no.

“under his interests, Hutchens listed ‘Strangers With Candy,’”

Every new revelation about this whole episode is more disgusting than the last.