Thing is the poor animal actually begged for death after listening to Junior talk about himself for 15 minutes.

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

“ASSHOOOOOOOLE!!!”

Atlee Bay sounds like the town where a sudden spate of werewolf murders takes place in a Netflix Original movie.

Because he’s just a liar.

This is awful. He shouldn’t have to ask for permission he should be handed a claw hammer.

It was frosty in the car, but warm in the White House.

The central delusion of current America — people who make $50k see themselves as more aligned with those who make $500k than those who make $40k.

I do not believe in these types of programs, but as someone that’s lost 60 pounds over the last 3 years, I wish him all the best! I did it naturally over time, but I know some folks need to make changes quickly for health reasons.

For you, I’m glad it was worth it. Sounds like you did some things you needed to do for yourself. It also sounds like a lot of men these days are douchebags. Or maybe they always were, and ghosting was always a thing, and we just didn’t call it that—instead, we called it “What did *I* do wrong?” I prefer “ghosting.”

My NYE look is going to be a shitty old shirt, sweatpants, no bra, and my couch.

Handy reminder that having a British accent doesn’t mean you’re smart.

On the ballot where it said “Do Not Write in This Space” the President wrote, “OK.”

Seriously. She can’t even get her facts straight, she can’t get her shit together, all she can do is throw badly-timed smoke bombs to help Trump distract the masses.

Speaking of Donna Brazille, how about her as a big time dick for putting selling books above defeating the GOP and saving the country from their racist, misogynistic terror?

That ain’t no lady no matter what gender it claims.

Why do white supremacists always look so, ahem, less than supreme?

some geriatric men were crowded around the TV feverishly wondering why HRC is not in prison yet

It’s amazing how powerful HRC is in that she can lose the election and yet still be able to run a country where the GOP controls every branch of the federal government.