The party of small government at work again. I would like to meet the 12 year old that came up with Operation Mega though. I hear Operation Voltron, where 5 ICE agents combine to form one massive immigrant fighting cyborg, is currently in the works.

... And we had to turn back because the Nazis had a permit.

who hate America and disrespect our Armed Forces and Veterans

The number of people who care more about shallow symbols of patriotism than actually trying to make the country better is depressing as shit.

So you love the flag, but don’t really give a flying fuck for what it stands for?

I think “Appletini Skank”

Paul Revere and the Raiders:

He prefers the Golden Shower.

A platitudinous pink parachute parading around with pussy-grabbing Pumpkin spice Pinochet? Nah.

Where the fuck do you get your information? Or should I say ideas?

Cops must be David Gilmour fans. Over 30 years later, tensions still run high.

The culture responsible for Yorkshire pudding and salad cream does not get to be aghast at anything. 😋

And by “ripped”, you obviously mean “Zero body fat but no messy muscles that might ruin the line of a size 4 gown or distract with overly broad shoulders or arms.”

I’ve never been able to lift my own weight, and the day when you have that capacity, it’s pretty empowering!

You know Kelly is so drunk on Wild Turkey right now...

Trump went on to say that although the U.S. would certainly get its metaphorical hair mussed, there would be no more than ten to twenty million killed...depending on the breaks.

Fortunately she wasn’t out of work for long as she was hired by Paul LePage to be his chief of staff within minutes after she was fired by the bank

Guys don’t do emotional labor. He’s already training her for marriage— it’s now her job to deal with his family.

Because the military, police, etc don’t own the anthem. It’s the national anthem. It’s for all of us. Not just you. Not just me. Not the people in blue or fatigues. All of us. So, by protesting during the anthem, he is stating that we all need to take a long look at where we’re at as a nation.

My favorite part is the guy screaming about how they should treat Trump like the did Obama....and make him a one-term President. I’m sure it was just poor phrasing, but LOFuckingL.