Even with professional makeup artists working on him, Steve Bannon still looks like Michael Shannon’s reanimated corpse after he was raped by a gang of homeless vampires and then beaten to death with a cigarette butt.

Really? No one has ever died during their pregnancy? Do tell.

Interesting, you call yourself a “medical professional” yet refer to an abortion as “scrapes out your uterus with a suckle”. As a “medical professional” one would think you knew that most abortions are performed via pills.

He’ll go for the Czechoslovakian ones first and we’ll let him have those.

She has the hair of an angel.

Nazis = not so bad
DACA kids = fucking freeloaders

Fuck off, KKKappa Delta.

This woman truly gives vapid, bubble-headed, bottle-blond, impossibly lacquered, veneered, entitled, ignorant, naive Republican women a bad name.

If this family/administration was capable of introspection, or had a shred of basic self-awareness, they’d all commit seppuku.

I’d be more into Frank Zappa Day, if you wanna celebrate cool Italians.

Stars! No, wait...take the conch!

Grapefruit LaCroix and I’ll turn this shit up to 11. :)

“When asked why they should pay up the monk simply said “because I’m worth it”.”

This is bullshit. The whole point of mercenaries is to make money. Its in their best interest to NOT end the war.

Erik Prince is a war criminal and should be hanged.

Valar MorParsons...

I like how the site he wants to preserve is where one of his “heroes” went to hide like a chicken.

(repeating my comment on Splinter)

Your winnings, sir.