Here for it. Justice defending Liberty is such a great visual. Someone create a comic.

I’d do the same, but I’m pretty sure the IUD string would hang out of one of my nostrils.

I don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist but it did go through my mind yesterday that the shooting was a false flag to increase Le Pen’s popularity.

My preferred mode is, “Here’s a couple of bucks, kid, don’t buy drugs.”

Okay, so I used to feel the way that you feel. But here’s the thing, occasionally, someone on death row will get exonerated. Maybe by DNA. Maybe by a new understanding of the crime. Maybe by generally new evidence. And let’s face it, people with money who murder face an advantage here. They don’t get the death…

Why do I get the feeling that he was sexting right in that clip?

Well, I’m sure a guy who most likely has dissected a hooker or two in his basement and harvested her organs knows a thing or two about women, I guess.

Embarrassment.

Ferrets. Isn’t that what they mean when they say they’ll ferret them out?

Pretty sure Holocaust Center is where Stu’s grandmother got her ring in The Hangover.

Why the fuck would Kate Bush want to do Coachella?!

Still greyed on Jez though!

It’s so curious that these conspiracy hunters find themselves - the one time there does seem to be a genuine conspiracy going on - on the wrong side of it and refuse to believe it.

the bombs are landing in syria, but the target is the russian collusion storyline.

Donald Trump Orders Military Strike Against Syria in Response to 35% Approval Rating and Russia Investigations.

I am 100% certain that Trump has jerked off to his daughter.

I’m sure that Tiffany & Co. sells silver coat hangers.

“crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines, they almost crossed the plaid line, which is many many many lines past the red line. Also let’s not forget her emails.”

Gorsuch’s plagiarism was identified when an eagle eyed law student caught a reference to his two daughters, Sasha and Malia, in the foreword.

You are that guy. If you really want to know, Germany had alerts out for years warning folks about Miami because of the robberies of tourists. In fact, it actually lead to changing road signs from the airport. Tourists would often get lost in Liberty City coming from the airport and get robbed and assaulted. The “bump…