CNN praising last night’s speech

Christ he’s still fucking here?

Not the first time someone’s Dutch ancestry wasn’t obvious.

When I actually looked it up, it was noted that Edward III was born almost 9 years after Wallace’s death.

If people just worshiped Cuthulu like the Great Old Ones intended shit like this wouldn’t happen.

Ivanka is literally wearing a partially off-the-shoulder bright pink dress with icy, glittery eyeshadow. It’s, uh, quite the look for the House.

I don’t mean to outfit shame, but why do Melania and Ivanka always dress like they are going to a cocktail party? Isn’t this more of a business (or at least, less shiny) kind of event?

Melania is wearing an evening gown.

I think she’s claiming that she has an exact double who dates an exact double of her boyfriend who drives an exact double of her boyfriend’s truck which is also festooned with exact doubles of all her boyfriend’s truck’s confederate flags. All of whom live in the exact same town without having ever been seen by…

“Wrong! Wrong! That’s not the Russian flag! Everyone knows it’s solid red with a gold sickle and hammer! Idiots! Can’t believe Obamas found a way to take away our flags too!”

I guess they do have many things in common. For example, both marijuana and opioids were mentioned in today’s press conference by Sean Spicer.

Brave Sir Rubio ran away.
(“No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(“I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(“I never!”)
Yes, brave Sir Rubio turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
(“You’re lying!”)
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave,…

The really damning thing is the rape exceptions. If it weren’t actually about punishing women, all fetuses would be held in equal measure regardless of origin. Given the choice between rape exceptions and nothing, I’ll take the exceptions, but it certainly makes their intentions clear.

Only one man gets to do that.

Well, yeah. If you get a flood of orders you aren’t prepared for, sometimes you just can’t fulfill the orders. And once that happens your brand gets a bad reputation.

“Sometimes I try to do things, and it just doesn’t work out the way I want it to. I get real frustrated, and I try hard to do it, and I take my time, and it doesn’t work out the way I want it to. It’s like, I concentrate real hard, and it doesn’t work out. Everything I do and everything I try never turns out. . . .”

Apt: “The lights are on/but you’re not home”

Oh, look, the conservative right is violating the First Ammendment rights of Free Speech hero and champion Milo! The horror! Where will this PC/SJW/Liberal Bleeding Heart bullshit stop???

At first, and then I decided to stand (I have a standing-desk) with my legs wide apart and let Mr. Gravity do whatever he wants to my fucking labia. Excelsior!!