@Smeagol92055: Yes. Real men eat hooks. And frogs! And rats! And drink Malaga with salted ham!

@Gundem: Awww. Did someone surgically remove your funny bone?

If by the first (and far superior) Pirates film, you mean this one. I agree.

@Chris Braak: One point about the origin of Norse mythology and I will let this lie:

@Chris Braak: Aha. You aren't angry but you need to call people idiots anyway? De-hearted.

@Cheney Guevara: Check out Valhalla Rising for a more realistic portrayal of the vikings and their arrival in North America. It is slow and weird, but awesome in my opinion.

@Chris Braak: Whoa. Relax man. You obviously know there were no black vikings - so why is it so big a problem for you that some find a black Norse god a bit odd? Especially since Heimdalls other name was "hvítastr ása" the whitest Asir, with light skin and golden teeth.

@Prawn_Star does not have one: Yeah. Antarctica is definitely not worth visiting...

@Rahll: Whoa. Did I really write that?! That's probably the craziest mind burp I've ever had.

Anybody remember this:

Yes. This is why I go to IO9. Excellent article.

@Pope John Peeps II:

@Iamtehawesome: Agreed. But could we get a modicum of respect towards the real achievements? This is just laziness and lack of writing skill.

@Srynerson: Yeah that happened. But the trailer and definitely the title of the movie kind of imply that this goes on on the dark side of the moon - where Apollo 11 never landed.

@MikeofLA: This

@Rahll: Explain why it isn't dark then? How do you cover it up? Did they send huge lamps up beforehand or?

@GamerKT: As stated above it's probably just an intergalactic pencil sharpener that just happens to be in this robot-giant's eye. I mean that explains it right? Right? Bay? Help me out here man.

Hahahaha. *clears throath* Ahahahaa. *wipes away tears*

@ArtForge: That myth is so tired. Please edumacate yourself.

@BazookaJoe: Haters gonna... I think that house has both class and taste. The location could be better but...