Warning Shark

It’s printed on the washing instructions.  Hot, no bleach, seven loops.

How the fuck do people in prison get so good at making a noose out of bed sheets?

Fuck yeah

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Good luck, please remember to take time for yourself to grieve and release some of this emotional baggage from the garbage you have to take in and communicate to all of us. Your efforts are appreciated while also recognized as being a finite resource.

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Hey, remember when we all said the same thing about Velveeta Hitler?

If I had the choice of whether to send her to jail or my rapist.....I’d pick her.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

“Bobby, if you weren’t my son, I’d hug you.”

A wise man once said:

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Two stories:

Anchor Alert!

So, the organization largely responsible for making it nearly impossible to conduct studies on gun violence...

Oh please.