Oh, christ, I DO NOT feel bad for Britney. I feel bad for her kids. I would be happy if KFed and her parents got hold of them legally. She's a waste of space and should be sterilized.

I've got a filthy fucking mouth. Which is a problem, since I'm a nanny, and so all the pent up filthiness comes out after hours for me, and I think I do offend some of my female friends and surprise male friends by using the word 'cunt'. I don't think it's any worse than calling a man a 'dick' or the like-I think…

Hmm, didn't we know this was real when it came out a couple years ago? It's not like that trainwreck of a show, 'Tell Me You Love Me' with the fake wangs and cum.

I've never watched this show, and just finally watched this clip, the first one i've seen. CHRIST.

I hate every woman on this show. I think my distaste for Whoopi is about the same as my distaste for Hasselbeck.

wait, forget Bowles,Coddington, w/e...Vincent Gallo? Why?

Heath is sadly losing his sexy.

They probably carry some sort of barf bag with them at all times.

God, I hope I look as cute as she does when I'm pregs. Seriously, she's tiny, and I'm tiny, and I'm afraid I'll blow up like a little balloon when i'm with child.

None of the men in my life understand why Clive is so goddamn gorgeous. A few of them are going to see Shoot'Em Up tihs weekend, to like, laugh at it, but I want to tag along to listen to him swear and watch him make angrybroodysexy faces.

I've been reading the book by Ann Fessler, "The Girls who Went Away-the hidden history of women who surrendered children for adoption before roe v. wade" and it's really opened my eyes.

I love Lo. She's the only chick on there I'd hang out with, and even so, I might become seriously annoyed with her after a while.

@janiejones56: WTF IS this? Is it real?

My ex is bipolar, and taking Abilify. It's the first medication he's taken (besides Lithium, the catchall drug that anyone with any mood disorder has to take, it seems) that's made any difference. But it didn't do enough to keep us together. Bipolar disorder is a tricky thing. And so is emotional maturity, apparently.

@RosemaryF: It's true. ON the occasion I wasn't in the mood to swallow, my most recent ex would pout about it, then just go for it on my boobs. While still pouting.

Ugh. I love America, but hate Glamour, and Ugly Betty. It's such a joke. Throw 'geeky' accesories on an actually-gorgeous chick and put her in a fish out of water fashion world setting, and then the producers/actors on the show can pat themselves on the back for making light of their own predjudices...for 30 mintues a…

Good lord. The term 'breast buds' makes me cringe because when I was about 11, I was watching a movie with my family, and went to scratch an itch on my chest, and noticed a hard bump under my nipple.

Maybe I DON'T need to go to college.

@ciaomanhattan: seriously. at least her hair doesn't look perpetually greasy this season, though.

I noticed this myself when I saw the pic on another site earlier today. At first, I assumed the worst (STD, abcess, et al) but now I think it might just be shaving irritation-it's a bitch. And it is more apparent on chicks with fair skin. Like Amy.