Good lord, I didn't think Liev could be any sexier.

Reason number 586 that I hate Cosmo.

@bifteck: I concur. I laughed out loud (fer real) when I read that her birth name wasn't Agyness Deyn. I was always dubious of it when I read anything about her in the fashion mags. Psh.

i grew up wearing my older brother's hand me down thermal undies as winter sleepwear...I seriously thought it was bad when people carried dogs in expensive clothes as fashion accessories. Jeez.

Okay, so Blake is obviously an enabler, but she def. had these problems before she married the dude. And I'm not in awe of her music. Just of her capacity for consuming mind-altering substances.

I'm so confused as to why Bret continues to trust Lacey and Heather-he must be very, very, stupid.

Yes! I don't know what I'd do without Diet Coke. It gets me through my days.

I was just about to mention Elyse.

Ugh, I think I hate all the girls on this season. I honestly can't believe girls like Kellyanne exist. Her behavior makes me want to vom. And I thought I'd like Parisa, but I have a feeling she's gonna get all insecure around these "gorgeous model types" (barf) and lose my respect real quickly.

My mother still lectures me for buying women's magazines. I KNOW they're bad for women's self-esteem and push back women's lib (this coming from a Roman Catholic even, yeesh) I have to hide them when she comes over.

Ugh. I hate how much I enjoy The Hills.

God, Kieran was so adorable in Igby Goes Down. I'm hpoing that's just a bad pic on the far right.

Didn't Elyse from Season-er, sorry, "Cycle" One cultivate a decent modeling career in Japan? And she's been dating a dude from the Shins. I remember seeing her LiveJournal at some point last year.

Yeah, that's no titty right there. That's creative shading via PhotoShop.

Seriously, this Jonah Hill kid is hilarious. And yes, Seth Rogen is always a bonus, sinisterrouge. Back in the Freaks and Geeks days, my friends were all about James Franco, but gimme sarcastic, grumpy, adorably Jewish Seth Rogen anytime.

I just don't know that I'd pay $38 for a pair of tights.

Well, I for one was totally surprised that Kohl's would have someone like Vera Wang designing a collection for them. Growing up in the midwest, Kohl's was always a bastion of cheaply-made, cheaply-priced poly-blend garments...I suppose they're trying to change their image?

@SisterHavana: I'm the same way. I have huge boobs on a short body-so I can't ever find bras in my size. But this is so disgusting.

'Cunt' has never bothered me. Some women are offended by 'pussy', too, and that's just funny to me.

Shiloh's gorgeous and all, but Zahara seems to be a total badass.