Your timing is wrong. Also, you're trying to explain your own joke. Not there yet.

Some day, I want to go to a gay conversion therapy place and demand to be converted into a gay person, then act really confused when they try to explain that's not what the name means.

A teratoma, then?
(Do not look that up if you don't know what it is)

Is the implication here that you are a supporter of both Trump and trans people?

That said, I think it's more just a juxtaposition than an outright critique

Hey, I'll criticize the heck outta the dead if it's him doing the being dead.

Yeah, I kinda agree. He almost certainly only did it out of selfishness, but forcing people to go to war regardless of whether they believe in the cause or not doesn't sit right with me. And honestly, he'd have made a terrible soldier.

It's not a very good strategy though. Whenever I see him being horrible, I just add that to the mental list of every reason so far for why he's horrible. I'm not gonna forget the biggest controversies just because he's added a new one to the pile.

Not really. "They" hate the people who needlessly waste human lives on wars that aren't right for the country. The actual human lives being used are just following orders, and their bravery is commendable regardless. You should try harder to understand the nuance in your enemies' positions before laughing at them and…

Ever since Stewart took over The Daily Show, it has been subject to this ironic curse where it's so good at nurturing talented comics that all the best ones inevitably leave to start their own shows.

I do not believe this comment was a serious suggestion you needed to wear debating shoes for.

Geez, this is all true. I genuinely thought you were joking.

…is it working? Like, his outrageous shenanigans distract me from the Russia story momentarily, but it's hard to just ignore a story as huge as the Russia one. And I have ADD!

I'm pretty sure Trump has no brain, either.

My dad sings in a men's chorus, and at the beginning of one of the songs he leads in, "MacNumera's Band," he likes to tell the audience that he's "Irish by marriage."

My general thought at the end was, OK, the existence of transgender people makes biological sense, because every human being born has the potential to be male or female, and it's natural that things could get mixed up and a person could wind up with a body they don't feel comfortable in. But race is a pretty clear-cut…

Oh jeez, that was him? That was just weird and all kinds of uncomfortable.

they were on the Adventure Zone once, right? they sounded fun.

Can he… actually do this? Or is it like the Muslim ban, where it gets ruled unconstitutional and vetoed soon after?

He'll start a new account, but be indistingushable from all the other eggs.