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Alex Franklin
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I like how you put a BLOCK ME! sign right in your name.

Trump always struck me as blatantly phoney from the get-go, though. Like, not even trying to sound sure of what he says. Like, if he were a Bone from Boneville, he'd be Phoney Bone.

Unicorns?! Wha-who are you!?

Oh, I don't like the sounda this…
Ooh, vomit-enducing!

Nothing can beat the Miazaki homage in "An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal."

For all the popularity of the AV Club meme, there's a lot of people who still don't see that It Can Be Two Things.
Like, false dichotomies are the driving force behind basically every sort of social injustice and toxic political rhetoric, and it bothers me that they are apparently so hard for most people to spot. By

Oh yeah, I read that they were offered the product placement and decided they didn't want their product associated with a strange, alien creature and declined. And then every child saw the movie and loved the alien and got Reese's Pieces because of it.

Watching her scenes always tears me between marveling out how cleverly she's handling the situation based on things she's learned about a totally alien phenomena, and how heartbreaking and real it all is. Also, I have a bad habit of thinking stuff like, "what if that was my mom?" or "What if I was that brother, and

Yeah, I really love this seeing stuff in this frame of mind. It's like you're personally discovering it and exploring it, and the experience is entirely your own. To this day, I am infinitely thankful that when I began reading Homestuck, I knew so little about it I had only just worked out that it wasn't an anime.

Also, it's hard to imagine a demon lord not being immune to fire magic anyway.

Amethyst is disabled, in a sense. Was intended to be born as big and powerful as Jasper, but something went wrong during incubation and she came out smaller and weaker.

Yessssss another person

All his evil gadgets are kept in little pouches wrapped around his ankle, and he's always hopping awkwardly whenever he's trying to take one out.

Ooh, at the same time! Like, standing on each other in a trenchcoat.

Hey, they're safer than all those fire-foxes we've been getting lately.

*Christian Singles emerge from the caverns, surrounding your party. Their weaknesses are unknown. Roll for initiative.*

*Christian Singles in your house, under your refrigerator, nesting in your pantry. Put dry goods into ziplock bags.*

*Christian Singles looking to find true love, but find only a land of screaming phantoms, for they have no memory of dying 20 years ago today*

*Christian Singles in your area, freed from the aeons of slavery under the Dread Gods. Will you be their master or liberator? Click here.*