Go chug an 18 pack of tall frosty cold dicks you shitbird.

What a Petty Dick.

Pissant. “Petty” is a good name for you.

I bet he’s okay if they fly confederate flags during the anthem.

I’m conflicted. I agree with the notion of kneeling, because the country is not where it should be, but I don’t want to insult Richard, obvious reasons.

Well that’s just petty.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

That’s not unpopular. That’s about as mainstream of an opinion as anyone can possibly have...

The 4 door Wrangler is an abomination that never should have happened.

I’m not sure this would help all that much... hahaha/jk

This. There is a reason why those things come with wheel chocks.

There was a train coming.

No one ever trains for these situations.

Your username makes 50% more sense now.

TBH, that’s almost a bigger crime than bribing your way onto the track, haha.

It’s obviously being expressed in Singapore time, duh

Worse yet, why out the security guard??? How does that make your story any “cooler”?

Can we also call attention to this ding-dongs actually writing out “3 a.m. in the morning”?