5/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang hits spectators/pedestrians. Threat level: Run for your life.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

Get off Jalopnik, fascist Nazi terrorist excusing scum.

I’d like to point out that one one person had made a statement yet on behalf of the totaled Landau Camry.

Orloved. FIFY.

For views.

I have to say, they did nail the near total collapse in rear seat head room in the family sedan.

What, this wasn’t enough for you?

Hopefully he doesn’t come back as a Wraith.

A real Phantom

A Ghost, if you will.

The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

For me, the nerdiest car out there is the Nissan Pulsar NX. It’s like a Volvo 480 but with a -3 to durability, +1 to reliability, and a morphing modifier that allows it to shift classes at will.

Counterpoint: The Delorean has become very popular because of Back to the Future, making it all the more nerdy.

Yeah, because fuck cyclists, amirite?

Oh look at this guy. He’s edgy.

They should re-make the stereos with modern bluetooth/MP3 storage. They would sell thousands.

Checks door jam of 2016 Mini: “Made in the Netherlands”