Maybe if his jokes weren’t original.

Match identified: Yaris

Please have all my stars.

My Toyota identified activity would probably be: wasting time on Jalopnik making generally pretty poor jokes.

As I was boarding my southwest flight earlier this week, I thought to myself “I’m surprised Jalopnik hasn’t done a “Here’s why there are spirals on airplane engine impeller cones” and poof it’s here.

Umm, there already is a Mk3 MR2.

Please find me a Tacoma for $2k.

But there’s already a mk3! And it has no trunk!!!

The Toyota BRZ? Where do I find one?

I can live without a trunk but a truck would be nice. But for the love of all that is good, Toyota, do NOT model it after the MkII. Keep it along the lines of the MkI or MkIII. No turbo (maybe a supercharger). Keep the price down and the weight low. MkII was over-priced and too heavy. The MkIII was the “best” MR2…

Though i think he’s trolling... But still, any excuse to post pictures....

Yeah... there’s that whole cost of ownership thing. So oil changes are no big deal because Toyota but like what happens when you ever so slightly rear end someone. Or hit a bollard trying to park.

Check out the AW11 for reference on how the frunk should be. I can put a moderately sized (though narrow) cooler in there.

This is one of the most wrong things I have come across on Jalopnik in a while.

Already been done old chap

Initial-D made my car guy tendencies an outright problem, where it remains today.

Lately I’ve been listening to a lot of new retro wave so while we’re on a topic of 80's cars and synth beats... here’s a chill one:

Old cars duking it out is better than F1 and NASCAR.

Time for an Insurance Discount for all Manual transmissions....it’s the least annoying anti-theft device out there.

What did he destroy, and how do you trespass on public land?